So sick of eating

I seem to be entering one of the most creative phases of my entire life. I’m producing written and musical content for my Patreon — which gets shared solely on Facebook — but I’ve also very slowly and even accidentally cultivated quite a diverse and unique social media presence. The written material doesn’t translate to the other sites and can only really find a home on Facebook. However, I’m also now tapping into some deep levels of creativity for TikTok, Instagram and Threads, and am cross posting countless shorter content videos on all these as well as Facebook.

Simply put, I’m now busier than I ever was with a full time job.

With that being said, I am so absolutely sick of having to stop my creative processes to simply pour fuel into my body so I can function. Don’t get me wrong, I love occasionally sitting down for a nice dinner with family or friends, but when I’m alone and in the zone, hunger pains are really quite annoying. Why do we need to eat every damn day? And several times at that.

Look, by this point we must surely all recognize that we actually really live in the Matrix. And assuming that’s the case, aren’t we already being fed green goop intravenously in order to nourish our bodies for the power required by our new AI overlords? Therefore, WHY do we need to have these daydream fantasies of stopping to eat solid food, when all that is doing is taking up valuable work time? I mean, this current government — who is obviously crawling into bed with AI — wants us to be “good productive little worker bees,” right? So, let’s just adjust the chips in our brains or whatever it is that holds us together so that we can all be liberated from lunch and just keep working to increase our productivity. I can only imagine how much more content I’d be producing if my stomach wasn’t constantly clamoring for comestibles.

Is there someone in management I can speak with to have that function turned off, at least semi-permanently? I’d love to have it switched back on if I’m visiting friends and actually sitting down socially to have a meal together. But otherwise, please make it stop!

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