The "Idle Janie" Journal - Election Addendum
The “Idle Janie” Journal - Election Addendum
"Felines For Biden!"
Have you read the mews lately? You gotta be kitten me! All thisss mews about the radiclaw left, ANTIFUR, the Jurhisssdiction of the Senate on the Supreme Court nominee, Domestic purrorists, “black cats are bad luck,” etc. And the president as usual, on the prowl probably looking to “grab em” by . . . well . . . US! He thinks he has the pawthority to do whatever he wants!
If you’ve been paying attention, you know all about the importance of this election. So meow's it going with your decision making? The felines of America ask you to paws before you pick. Because this ballot will be littered with bad choices, and we need a purrrfect outcome!
So here’s the scoop. We don’t think we can count on a fur election. Who will be the winner once they tabbylate the votes? Our country can't allow Trump to stray in office if he loses, because it would be a cat-de-tat. And you know he’ll try, because he’s a cheetah! And he’s always lion about everything!
We’d be felying if we said we weren’t worried. We need an ocelot of people to vote. This election really should be completely under the purrrview of the House of repurrsentatives! Are there no clawses in the constitution to allow for thisss? Because it seems like the Repawblicans will do whatever it takes to win — and this isn’t feral to the Democats. They will catpitalize on Trump’s claims of voter fraud, and will milk it for all it’s worth! They’ll pounce on any and every oppor-tuna-ty! And this could be cat-astrophic!
Recent hissstory has proven we knead change! We knead to elect honest politicians who will control drug prices so people can get cheaper anti-hisstamines! We knead lobbyists from Furtune 500 companies out! We need to retain control of the Hisss of Representatives! We knead to return dignity to the Oval Offhisss! If this doesn’t happen, we’ll be pheromonin! And most of the country will become catatonic.
So we'll mousee you at the polls, and hope you’ll vote blue! And we hope we will have the current president whiskered away to prison afterwards!
Signed,
Felines for Biden
P.S. If you vote for Trump again, you really should consider getting a Catscan after this election.
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