Heavy Rain Day
As a newly announced candidate for a seat in the House of Representatives, I guess I need to start outlining my policy positions. And here’s my first one: whenever it rains heavily, everything closes down, period. Everyone who can work remotely and wants to, is more than welcome to do so. But everyone else is given a heavy weather day to just sleep in, curl up with a cat and a book under a blanket by the fire, and just stay home and be dry. What percentage of Americans enjoy having to don special clothing and footwear and battle extreme elements with a crappy umbrella just because our bosses expect us in the office no matter what? We literally went through an extensive period of time recently in which everything was shut down anyway for months on end, so what’s the big deal if we have an occasional rain day? Think of how much we could do with this gift of additional time. For those not interested in the book under blanket by the fire scenario, you could take this time to catch up on la...
